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DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT?

OK… this happens at almost every office function. There is always some  idiot who messes up things. 
Don’t you just love  it  when at a function
Some   of the fellows
Come with their relos
“I brought Aunt Seri
And  Igo   and Mary”
Don’t you just love it when at a function
Guests uninvited
With a co-worker sighted
Drink beer by the gallon
Then start eating the  melon
Don’t you just love it when at a function
Just three  pigs arrive
When you paid for five
Turns out one’s at Five mile
You’re pissed! yet you smile
Don’t you just love it  when at a function
The drunk  sigi-cum-barman
Tells you he was  a foreman
And well paid too, at Pogera mine
Says he left  after  busting his spine
Don’t you just love it  when at a function
The   applauses get louder
As the night grows  longer
The toilet is reeking
And Jono’s  puking
Don’t you just love it when at a function
Some bloody  idiot beats up his wife
Then from her bilum  she pulls out  a knife    
And heads for a young lady
Whom hubby called “matey”
Don’t you just love it when after  a function…
No one’s  at work 
And Boss goes  berserk
You wonder with a yawn
Where everyone’s gone
You find out amused
That the Gents was unused…
Idiot’s  in jail for a night of fighting…
Wifey’s left for someone exciting…
Jono, in the toilet, is still puking
Sigi-cum-barman’s gone job hunting
The others,  Aunt Seri, Igo and Mary
Went home from  a night  so Merry
-S
Dang! Don’t we ever learn?

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